For serious, people. When you're out in the boondocks and you find that you were so overwhelmed by hormones that you remembered to pack condoms but NOT a lighter...you're not SOL after all. Apparently you just fill it with water, resist the urge to break it over your partners head, then sqeeze the middle of it until you have a circular bulge ..tee hee...on one end that focuses light like a magnifying glass. I found this life saving information at The Art of Manliness and I also found PICTURES to prove it works!
So there you are folks, another wonderful reason to carry condoms wherever you go. 'Cause you just never know when you need one!