For serious, people. When you're out in the boondocks and you find that you were so overwhelmed by hormones that you remembered to pack condoms but NOT a lighter...you're not SOL after all. Apparently you just fill it with water, resist the urge to break it over your partners head, then sqeeze the middle of it until you have a circular bulge ..tee hee...on one end that focuses light like a magnifying glass. I found this life saving information at The Art of Manliness and I also found PICTURES to prove it works!
So there you are folks, another wonderful reason to carry condoms wherever you go. 'Cause you just never know when you need one!
I'm never moving again.
1 day ago